Additional Parse headcanon: He's a foodie and he likes to cook. When Parse Instagrams himself in his apartment making cookies with Taylor Swift Bitty is FINE, okay, he is NOT JEALOUS and TOTALLY FINE. He already knew they were friends! (The entire world knows they're friends. Taylor responds to questions about their "relationship" by laughing and saying, "I could never go out with him! Our cats hate each other.")
But two weeks later he and his apartment appear on an episode of My Drunk Kitchen and Bitty is swiftly and unexpectedly nOT OKAY WITH THIS??? And spends two weeks muttering and huffing and even at his most in denial and oblivious Jack has to laugh and reel him in for a hug and tell him to leave it alone and join the club because he just DOES casually achieve the life goals of other people. That's his THING. "Do you want a selfie baking with me?"
Bitty doesn't post it. It's a little too embarrassing and revealing. But he has it and nobody else does and that is a great comfort.
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Date: 2016-04-10 08:16 pm (UTC)But two weeks later he and his apartment appear on an episode of My Drunk Kitchen and Bitty is swiftly and unexpectedly nOT OKAY WITH THIS??? And spends two weeks muttering and huffing and even at his most in denial and oblivious Jack has to laugh and reel him in for a hug and tell him to leave it alone and join the club because he just DOES casually achieve the life goals of other people. That's his THING. "Do you want a selfie baking with me?"
Bitty doesn't post it. It's a little too embarrassing and revealing. But he has it and nobody else does and that is a great comfort.